I want a very specific P2R 

Kinja'd!!! "JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213)
09/12/2016 at 12:24 • Filed to: Volvo, P2R, S60R, V70R, Flash green, Atacama

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I’ll take either a V70R or S60R. But I need it to be flash green with the Atacama interior. Mom said it was hideous. Friends say it’s one of the weirdest color combos ever. I love it.

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It will definitely get noticed! And it’s factory!

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I see one of these in my future. Fingers crossed.


DISCUSSION (50)


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:28

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I approve! :D


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:28

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Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > CalzoneGolem
09/12/2016 at 12:29

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That was my dad’s comment!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
09/12/2016 at 12:32

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Oppo is always here to support my terrible ideas


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:33

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Speaking of Volvos, just saw my first Polestar wagon while up in the Finger Lakes. It twas beautiful.


Kinja'd!!! marshknute > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:36

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I once heard someone describe Bulldogs as walking the delicate tightrope between radically ugly and cute as hell.

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That color combo pretty much follows the same formula.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:41

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My uncle had a turquoise F150 and he got an orange stripe painted on it and a Dolphins logo on the gate.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:47

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Hopefully it won’t be anywhere near as disappointing as the Miami Dolphins


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > marshknute
09/12/2016 at 12:54

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Really funny you mention that actually...

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We have a bulldog!

Maybe that’s why I like it so much!


Kinja'd!!! Milky > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 12:54

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What about black on black with a manual? Friend is thinking about selling his :(

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Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BeaterGT
09/12/2016 at 12:55

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That’s my lottery car!

Or maybe in 15 years when they hit the sub $15k price point


Kinja'd!!! Benjamin Rolland > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 13:06

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Your mom is right.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Milky
09/12/2016 at 13:12

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He’s the one that bought the C30 Polestar! I’m so jealous!

That looks great too. Much easier to blend in and pull off sleeper status!


Kinja'd!!! Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 13:14

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I love it. I now know which trim to look for in scrap yards to replace my current beige. Either that or brown.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 13:25

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This combo is the reason I ended up ordering my Power Blue V60 with Beechwood leather. The only contrasting combo that came somewhat close. Do it!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Jobjoris
09/12/2016 at 13:31

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You have power blue and beechwood?!! Didn’t know that combo was possible!

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My dad has a Power Blue (with soft beige) V60!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Nibby
09/12/2016 at 13:32

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It’s an older R model Volvo. It will most definitely end in disappointment.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 13:34

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Ha no, different friend. Moving downtown Chicago and thinking about going car-less for a while. Sad story actually.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 13:35

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Holy jeebus, the cars in the pictures are mint!

And that interior color is awesome :)


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 14:22

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Yep. You can order anything you like in Euroland ;-)

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D6 so 5-pot diesel on the front wheels and electrified power on the rear.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/12/2016 at 14:33

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I love that beechwood leather. I wish I had that. Not quite as orange as that Atacama, though. Volvo should really offer a real orange exterior. Everyone should, obviously, but especially Volvo. Maybe I should get this treatment on the C30, in and out.

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Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/12/2016 at 14:50

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Do it, you need more orange in your life! I knew you’d show up in a Volvo-topic ;-)


Kinja'd!!! WiscoProud > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 14:52

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I like the interior, but can't say enough negative things about the paint. That's the color a Ford Probe would've come with.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 15:01

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That rules.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/12/2016 at 15:01

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I totally need more orange in my life. I had to get rid of my orange rug because it was too dirty and beat up.

I knew you’d show up in a Volvo thread. I do like that Power Blue, too, but Power Orange would be much more epic.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/12/2016 at 15:38

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Speaking of Orange: good news today!!!!

http://www.telegraaf.nl/vrij/culinair/…

Nog go translate that. THE WORLD NEEDS THE KROKODEL!!!!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > WiscoProud
09/12/2016 at 15:53

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Very good point there.

It does kinda scream 90s economy car


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 18:36

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Damn straights! :D


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/12/2016 at 21:45

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It is the ONLY combo I would buy one.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/13/2016 at 00:13

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That looks delicious. But, what’s a frikandel ? A fried sausage?


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/13/2016 at 03:46

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Due to the absence of a skin, one could argue that technically it is not a sausage, it get’s it “crust” due to the frying . They’re supposed to be marketed in the US as well, either as a Dutch Dawg or a Freakandel .

Just check out where Sweet Amsterdam’s Food Truck is !


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/14/2016 at 01:14

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Do sausages have to have skin? What else would it be? It’s sausage shaped.

Yeah, I read about that food truck. I’ve never seen any Freakandels, but it looks like there’s a new Holland International Market not too far away. Maybe I can get to try all these Dutch delicacies after all.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/holland-in…


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/14/2016 at 02:53

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Well, as it is in it’s definition I suppose it is:

A sausage is a food usually made from ground meat, often pork, beef or veal, along with salt, spices and breadcrumbs, with a skin around it.

Otherwise all the tissues and organs would disintegrate/fall apart in a heartbeat. It’s not the shape that defines a sausage, just the fact it’s meat and other stuff put together in a casing. This

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is shaped different than

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That market is amazing, the even have many variations of Venco drop!!!


Kinja'd!!! Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
09/14/2016 at 06:25

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That really is a strange combo, and I don’t know why I like it.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
09/14/2016 at 10:19

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It’s just so anti sleeper and really not what you’d expect a then $40,000+ AMG or M fighter to look like


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/15/2016 at 02:26

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Well, that makes sense to me, but there are sausages without casings that are called sausages. Like breakfast sausages don’t have a casing.

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Note your definition says “usually.” Not “always.”

What’s Venco drop???


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/15/2016 at 04:47

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That “usually” in my definition is about the fillings ;-) And the breakfast sausages I know do have a casing!

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Venco is a brand of drop. Drop is a bit like your licorice. Try it!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/15/2016 at 14:26

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What about a sausage patty? That doesn’t have a casing, nor is it “sausage shaped.”

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I will try Venco drop. I love licorice. And I like all the shapes they apparently come in.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/16/2016 at 02:26

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I’m not familiar with the term patty. It could be sausage shaped when it was cut from a big sausage. From which the casing was taken to simplify the cutting process. ;-)

Enjoy that Venco! There’s also salty drop but that might be somewhat too early for you.


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/16/2016 at 02:39

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A patty is ground meat made into a round flat shape. Hamburgers are patties. So, these started life as a patty and we still call them sausages. They put them on Egg McMuffins sometimes instead of ham. We call that a Sausage McMuffin.

Too early? I can enjoy salty candy any time of the day.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/16/2016 at 03:22

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A patty McMuffin! The only Patties I know are the Crabby Patties (which make way more sense now, thank you!) from Mr. Crabs!

Then make sure you get Venco’s Dubbel Zout !

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Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/17/2016 at 00:49

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There’s a place called “Mr. Crab’s?” Awesome. Do they have a cartoon crab logo? I’ve also had shrimp patties. They’re good.

Since it’s their best recept, I will. Must be super salty.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/17/2016 at 05:13

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Might be with a “K”. You don’t know him? Of course you do...

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“Engelse drop” is amazing too. Especially because no one in “Engeland” knows it. It’s typical Dutch stuff...


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/19/2016 at 00:47

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Oh, from Spongebob. I never watch Spongebob. Someone should open a chain of Mr. Crab’s, though. With the patties, and crab legs, and stuffed crab. I like eating crab.

What flavor is Engelse? We have English muffins that don’t seem to be English. They eat more scones over there and we don’t call those English bread cakes, or something.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/19/2016 at 03:23

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I can’t stand crab. Or any of the lobster/shrimp family. I get a swollen tung from that. I do like Spongebob though. And Patrick.

It’s not even real drop I suppose, Engelse drop. Maybe the colors remind me of the Union Jack or something. Man was I wrong, it is English . Never ran into it over there!


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/20/2016 at 00:35

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That sounds like an allergy. Shellfish isn’t kosher, so maybe there’s some of my people in you. Who’s Patrick? Is he the starfish, or am I thinking of a different show?

Oh, those things. Yeah, those are great. They look English. They love colorful sweets. It’s no wonder they have bad teeth.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/20/2016 at 03:23

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It is. Calamares I can stand. Mussels a bit. You aren’t allowed to eat that??? Patrick is the starfish with the swimsuit. I love that series. Did you see that Das Boot trailer of his movie a few years ago?

The English... Such a sophisticated people...


Kinja'd!!! Jonee > Jobjoris
09/21/2016 at 00:24

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Well, I don’t keep Kosher, so I can eat whatever I want and I do. I love seafood. But, shellfish is verboten for those who are Kosher. Oh, I had seen that Das Boot thing. Or, is that Crimson Tide ? Or, both? I don’t think James Earl Jones was in Das Boot . Spongebob does look good, I just never got into. Rick & Morty , on the other hand, is one of my favorite things in the universe. You should check that one out if you haven’t.

People talk about how we eat, but the English are crazy with their desserts. This is a normal thing for adults to eat to them.

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It kind of looks delicious for a kid’s birthday party.


Kinja'd!!! Jobjoris > Jonee
09/21/2016 at 03:33

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Those first 15 seconds definitely are Das Boot . I don’t think Jürgen Prochnow was in Crimson Tide . After that it’s some Hollywood flick, you’re right. First time I saw that trailer I almost peed my trousers, it’s so hilarious. Prepare to dive!

Definitely see more of SB. Josje loves his movies. Krista can’t stand his laughter. I’ve seen a few Rick & Morty episodes, great show.

The English are disgusting. Especially on holidays.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
10/19/2016 at 03:17

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Love the interior color. Don’t love the exterior color.